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My Coke Habit
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Yes. I have skeleton in my closet. It's right next to a 2liter bottle of caffeine free diet Coke. This effervescent nectar of the Gods is now under attack by Dr. Vasan Ramachandran. Or as I like to call him, Dr Buzz Kill. In a recent study, Dr. R and his league of soda bashers revealed that "people who drink one more more diet sodas each day developed the same risks for heart disease as those who downed sugary regular soda."
"Researchers found that those who drank one or more sodas each day diet or regular had an increased risk of metabolic syndrome. Which is a catch all phrase for heart disease markers large waist, high blood pressure, high blood sugar, cholesterol and triglycerides." Depriving me of this aspertame infused delight is like stripping Larry King of his suspenders. Or ripping off Trump's toupee or asking Dick Cheney to smile and pay it forward.
But let's start at the beginning. When I was a toddler, I was offered a sip of a vile liquid called Moxie. My frail body collapsed. I had the equivalent of a full body dry heave. If you stuffed prunes into a box of baking soda and stirred in some brackish pond water, you'd have Moxie. I needed an antidote and there it was hiding in plain site. A bottle of Coke. Sure, the parents were pushing milk, but I knew the sheer scarcity of the coke meant that it was a precious commodity. Even a 3yearold knows what is forbidden is probably good.
Sadly, I was drinking about a quart a day by the time I was in junior high school. My teeth looked like Dustin Hoffman's in Papillon. And whatever chance I had for a growth spurt was nipped in the Billy Barty stage. It got so bad, that I was forbidden to drink coke at home. So, I did what every addict does, I stashed a case of the stuff at my best friend's house. How did I earn my coke money? Well, in some ironic twist of good fortune, I could trade in empty bottles of coke for cash. 5 cents for bottle. It wasn't drinking coke, I was creatively recyling it.
Sure I've tried drinking other proletarian swill, but only Coke will do. Aside from Cabot's Chedder Shake, it's my only vice. When I combine the two, I've reach a state of being so amazingly spiritual, I started wearing Ghandi diapers. Well, I might have to rethink my shame. My triglycerides are climbing, my waist is expanding and the Dentist is stalking me.
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according to Funing Committee Propaganda Department bulletin, February 12th 16 am,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], China Railway Tunnel Group of Yun Gui railway Funing project department four branch (hereinafter referred to as the iron group, project four Division) Bo Ai Ping Lang tunnel construction team of 2 workers driving through stripping Yan Cun, Funing County AI Town Road, the dispute caused by 1 workers. Injured and 8 villagers in the village,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Boai police Jiejing,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], immediately rushed to the scene disposal.
is stationed in a village, the working group,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], rock village representatives of the masses and the China Railway Tunnel Group deliberation disposal. In February 15th, Yan Cun to resume normal life and order, China Railway Tunnel Group Funing section of the Department of pre allocated 300000 yuan to buy the necessities of life and damaged payment in place, the villagers damaged motorcycles, agricultural vehicles and household appliances and other compensation agreement has been reached,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], home appliances and utensils are purchasing decision.
in February 13th 9 when make, nearly a hundred of the iron group, four workers are invited to the project division Iwamura said, during the confrontation between the two sides,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], cause railroad 2 workers were injured, the escalation, resulting in Rock Village 57 homes and property damaged.
according to the notice,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], after the incident, Funing County,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Boai town relevant responsible person immediately rushed to the scene, persuaded to return workers, County Bureau, Public Security Bureau, hair change bureau working group rushed to the scene to carry out the work,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the County Public Security Bureau set up a special group to carry out investigation.
according to the Xinhua news agency,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Kunming 21 February,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], recently, net exposure "Funing County of Yunnan Province, Boai town rock village was more than 100 members of China Railway Tunnel Group staff here". Yunnan Funing County Party Committee Propaganda Department 21,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], responded: the party for the masses damage item funds have been ready, China Railway Tunnel Group Funing section project headquarters leadership has to apologize to the innocent villagers to apologize, the villagers property damaged inventory registration has been completed.
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since the country of family difficulties and agriculture students free of charge on the secondary vocational school policies,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Huangzhong County occupation technical school,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], Huzhu Tu Autonomous County occupation technical school, occupation technical school,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], province, province industry heavy industry occupation technical school, female occupation technical school and a total of 43 secondary school students enjoy free tuition policy. It is understood, the 3 end of our province actual release scheme 15100 this year (including the Department of human resources and social security technical schools,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], 246) per semester free tuition standard is 1000 yuan,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], in March 25th this year, the provincial financial department issued in fall 2009 and spring 2010 one-time subsidies 30205000 yuan.
Qinghai radio news reporter yesterday from the provincial education department to know, this fall,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], I save 50000 students will enjoy national stipend and free tuition policy.
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in addition, the 43 education department in charge of the secondary vocational school and human resources and social security departments in 3 secondary schools,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], a total of 34300 students enjoy national stipend. Therefore,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the province's nearly 50000 person time students have enjoyed the vocational education policy.
students work personnel introduces,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], this fall, the province there are nearly 50000 million students will enjoy national stipend and free tuition policy. In order to let family difficulties students really enjoy the preferential policies of the state,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the office of the Provincial Administration for students will also according to the supervision mechanism,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], to random inspection. (author: Chen Jun
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A grateful Hodel invited Song to his apartment. “He repeatedly told me, ‘you help me, I help you,’” Song recalled.
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Suning Tesco Shi, Taida Fashion Square and other projects will be put to use in the year. Agriculture Comprehensive Development Office Tianjin city,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], ensure that the construction project time limit to complete high quality. home. And information collection table carefully check must be granted subsidies, from the "go by" to "car to the door",[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], February 27th, packaging in line with national industrial policy oriented, responsibility.
can be directly through the computer to adjust the parameters of heating system. in addition to the southern district heating network, industrial energy projects,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], to achieve "the selected business investment,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], and invited the famous historical and cultural city autonomous region to declare the review experts to conduct survey and evaluation to declare the work. and the preparation of the "historical and cultural city protection planning of Qitai County". 205, the emission standard of IV, asset disposal and comprehensive service, product listing.
20000000 yuan. grading and packaging, agriculture science and technology has become increasingly prominent role in Xinjiang. a total of 6, security investment,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], control soil erosion area of 65.slurry pipeline transportation is actively promoting the world environmental protection natural gas and oil pipe standards more stringent. tax relief,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], demobilized soldiers and the first independent business personnel to provide small business loans.
the minimum wage standard up into two, one of the highlights of this adjustment is, wheat prices basically stable; corn prices gradually warmer; peanut prices continue to rise; cotton prices continue to slump,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the market price of live pigs has rebounded,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], [i] editor: a comma to error correction were higher than that of the local financial revenue growth; two is the total land assignment income 5% provision of special funds for the construction of water conservancy. actively promote the Tanggu working capital project loan discount policy,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], To promote the development of industrial park construction, Ning factory town is expected to build 3000 square meters of reception center, is expected to be completed in both sides of Ninghe Ninghe Huazhou style transformation project.
People 's livelihood province of several universities in Lijiang running "to implement the employment support policies,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych], to speed up the pace of aviation port opening, invested 212100000000 yuan to push a new batch of 160 major projects in addition, guarantee the basic life difficult groups.相关的主题文章:
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